Caty, and the flowers are jealous of how amazing and beautiful you are.
def nsfw blog

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

07/28/2014

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

07/28/2014

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

07/28/2014

lesboflow:

comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

07/28/2014

He Think I’m Badd

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He Prolly Riqht..

07/28/2014

Sometime u be in a bad mood and then u see a titty and be in a not so bad mood

07/28/2014

nyehs:

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07/28/2014

“but this could have been about lesbians”

me, right now, and about most things which aren’t about lesbians (via gaytectives)

coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

07/28/2014

nickiminaj-instagram:

Mark Fast yesterday 😜

07/28/2014
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